The Word-Smyth's Gallery of Why

If my life were a movie, the cast and crew would never find work in Hollywood again.

theongreyjoy:

i’d love to see more women villains that are completely unsympathetic. no stupid “woe is me” backstory that hardly justifies their actions. no victim complex. no hesitation. just a love for carnage and head games and an insatiable lust for pain. mentally unhinged or fully in control. there aren’t enough female characters out there that are truly monsters. as much as it’s fun to see male characters do that, i want some iconic serial killer ladies in my life.

dangerous-ladies: Emmy moved in with me! Here she is explaining to me why she packed a toque in the suitcase we are taking on our Florida/Disney adventure next week. She’s so Canadian it hurts. - Jenn So she took a toque for her trip to Disney’s Canada.

dangerous-ladies:

Emmy moved in with me! Here she is explaining to me why she packed a toque in the suitcase we are taking on our Florida/Disney adventure next week.

She’s so Canadian it hurts.

- Jenn

So she took a toque for her trip to Disney’s Canada.

shrap-null: copesetic: cairniewoofwoof: frobman: sreddous: 1kidsentertainment: katyanoctis: saneintolerant: you write a book and then shadow people attack. final boss is a tornado. You keep getting tested and the entire time someone makes fun of you  you get kicked out of your house at 10 years old and never buy any food for yourself because you’re too busy engaging wild animals in violence middle-aged man opens spam mail and gets conned into cleaning out an old house Everything’s made out of clay. You’re missing body parts. Gotta go fast. its fucking stupid honestly, you play as a bad 80’s movie kurt russel with an eyepatch and without the charm of kurt russel, and there’s some shit about nanomachines basically explaining everything like it’s some magic solution to all the shitty plotholes in the series, and for a game that focuses on the story, it sure is stupid to halfass these solutions like these. The game itself is “stealth tactics” bullshit but really what it means is that all the AI is retarded and you can stand literally next to them with a noisemaker and torch and party hat and they won’t even fucking notice you unless you slap them in the face or something the bosses would seem cool, since they like, shoot bees, use flamethrowers, use railguns, are made of magnets, etc, but they basically repeat the same 3 shitty moves (announcing them while they do so you can easily avoid them) until you shoot them enough times to kill them (or “tranquiilize” them which is literally the exact same result as killing them) fucking retarded You get arrested and have to escape the police, who try to run you over with a fucking truck. Your grandpa is running around fucking shit up and blaming it on you. Then your friends show up and have to dig around for hours and mindlessly shoot at anything. Ends with a battle in space against a turtle with a spacestation stuck up its ass.

shrap-null:

copesetic:

cairniewoofwoof:

frobman:

sreddous:

1kidsentertainment:

katyanoctis:

saneintolerant:

you write a book and then shadow people attack. final boss is a tornado.

You keep getting tested and the entire time someone makes fun of you 

you get kicked out of your house at 10 years old and never buy any food for yourself because you’re too busy engaging wild animals in violence

middle-aged man opens spam mail and gets conned into cleaning out an old house

Everything’s made out of clay.

You’re missing body parts.

Gotta go fast.

its fucking stupid honestly, you play as a bad 80’s movie kurt russel with an eyepatch and without the charm of kurt russel, and there’s some shit about nanomachines basically explaining everything like it’s some magic solution to all the shitty plotholes in the series, and for a game that focuses on the story, it sure is stupid to halfass these solutions like these. The game itself is “stealth tactics” bullshit but really what it means is that all the AI is retarded and you can stand literally next to them with a noisemaker and torch and party hat and they won’t even fucking notice you unless you slap them in the face or something

the bosses would seem cool, since they like, shoot bees, use flamethrowers, use railguns, are made of magnets, etc, but they basically repeat the same 3 shitty moves (announcing them while they do so you can easily avoid them) until you shoot them enough times to kill them (or “tranquiilize” them which is literally the exact same result as killing them)

fucking retarded

You get arrested and have to escape the police, who try to run you over with a fucking truck. Your grandpa is running around fucking shit up and blaming it on you. Then your friends show up and have to dig around for hours and mindlessly shoot at anything. Ends with a battle in space against a turtle with a spacestation stuck up its ass.

(Source: mylittlefangirl)

fanfictionimg: then Bowser said “FUCK OFF MARIO!” then Mario asked if it was okay to save the Princess and Bowser said “I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!”

fanfictionimg:

then Bowser said “FUCK OFF MARIO!” then Mario asked if it was okay to save the Princess and Bowser said “I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!”